School: Mághthobair (Mohober), Dúrlas Éile (roll number 7048)

Location:
Mohober, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Máirtín Ó Mathghamhna
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    dust and into Dust thou shalt return."
    One day a man was giving a speech. There were some men in the crowd who did not like him. One of them threw a turnip at him and the man that was giving the speech said. "I see that my opponent has lost his head."
    One day a man was driving a Bishop. The driver asked the Bishop if he was ever a parish-priest. The Bishop said he was. The driver answered. "Begob I was once one myself and I had a pony and car, but bad luck to it for drink".
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  2. There was once a farmer in Knockulty, Mullinahone, bo Tipp. whose name was Mr. Patrick Luttrell. He hired a tramp to find corn. When the tramp was going out into the corn-field he said to the farmer. "An empty sack can't stand". He meant that he was hungry. The farmer got a good meal ready for him. The tramp partook of the meal, after which he went to the corn-field again. He met Mr Luttrell and he said to him. "A full sack can't bend and with that he went away."
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Ned Noonan
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Knockulty, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Thomas Hynes
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    28
    Address
    Mohober, Co. Tipperary