School: Carlanstown (roll number 884)

Location:
Droichead Chearbhalláin, Co. na Mí
Teacher:
Séamus Ó Gérbheannaigh
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  1. "What is it that a blind man cannot feel but can see?"
    Ans. "A good joke."
    "Why is a cows tail like a swans breast?"
    Ans. "Because it grows down"
    "Why are good women like ivy"?
    Ans. "The greater they run the close they cling"
    "What beats a good wife?"
    Ans. "A bad husband"
    "What smells most in a chemist's shop"?
    Ans. "The nose."
    "Why is the letter (A) like a sweet-smelling flower"?
    Ans. "A bee (B) comes after it."
    "Why are tall people more lazy than short?"
    Ans "Because they are always longer in bed"
    "What is it that makes a pair of shows"
    Ans. two shows
    "What stick is it that never grows"?
    Ans. "A candle stick"
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