Funny Stories. Once upon a time there was an Irish man a English man and a Scotch man. They were very poor, and they lived together. They went to work they got twopence and bought a loaf that night the Irish man said whoever had the best dream would get a loaf. When they got up in the morning the Irish man said what did you dream of. The English man said I though I was going over to America in a golden ship. The Scotch manSarah Goldberg