Why did the grouse grouse? Ans. Because the sportsman made game of him What is more unpleasant than a wet day. ans. Two wet days What is the difference between gooses and geese Ans. One geese is goose, and a lot of gooses is geeseCathy McGrathWhat is the sickest thing in the house Ans. The window because it is full of panes What is the best thing to put in a cake Ans. Your teeth What goes under the ground and over the ground and never touches the ground. Ans. A pipe in a collier pocketCathy McGrath