Why did the grouse grouse?
Ans. Because the sportsman made game of him
What is more unpleasant than a wet day.
ans. Two wet days
What is the difference between gooses and geese
Ans. One geese is goose, and a lot of gooses is geeseCathy McGrathWhat is the sickest thing in the house
Ans. The window because it is full of panes
What is the best thing to put in a cake
Ans. Your teeth
What goes under the ground and over the ground and never touches the ground.
Ans. A pipe in a collier pocketCathy McGrath