There was a man wan time an' he was known as the Schemer. His right name was Jim Furlong. He was workin' with a farmer named Thomas Shannon, Newbawn Co Wexford. The farmer used to give the Schemer American bacon an' he used to eat the Irish bacon himself. One day the Schemer said he was leavin', an' Mr Shannon asked him the reason an' he said, "You are too good to me." "What do yeh mane man"? said Mr Shannon. "Oh!" sez the Schemer "tis too good of you to be sendin' to America for mate for me an' atein' dould Irish stuff yerself. I wouldn'tPhilomena Murphy