What is it that can go up the chimney down, and wont come down the chimney up? An umbrella. Why does a hen pick a pot? Because she can't lick it, My father give me seed to sow the seed was black and the ground was white riddle me that and I will give you a pint? Paper and Ink. How many feet has forty sheep the shephard and his dog? Two. Two Americans sat on a bridge and one was the father of the other's son, what relation were they? Husband and Wife. A wooden back and a wooden belly, two leather aides, a hole and a brass nose, and that is the sine of cold weather? A bellows. In and out like a trout sugary, wet, and grasy? Your tongue. What is the centre of gravity? The letter. If your nose was twelve inches long what would it be? A foot. Little red Nancy stands by the wall she eats all I give her and drinks none at all? A fire.B McG