Last Summer next Winter the year before last A man with a hammer stood breaking his fast Some cast iron cheese cakes he tried hard to eat But those cakes they fell down and broke the corns in his feet. II He went to the doctor and stated his case The hot tears from his eyes burned holes in his face The doctor filled those holes up with sawdust and tar And it was with a football match he lit his cigar He washed his feet with some "russian salac" Which made the hair grow down on the neck of his back III This man had a father so someGosia Pelikan