Q. Its the beginning of eternity. Its the end of time and space. Its the beginning of every end and the end of every place ? A. The letter E Q. Its under the fire and over the fire but never touches the fire ? A. A cake in an oven. Q. What would you fill a barrel with to make it lighter ? A. Holes. Q. What is the most dangerous vegtable to have on a ship ? A. A Leak. Q. As long as my arm, As deep as a pail, It never bawls out Until caught by the Tail. A. A Bell. Q. What size rule do you always carry around with you ? A. Two Feet. Q. Why is an elephant like someone going on holiday ? A. Because he takes his trunk. Q. What is it a cat has an no other animal ?Shay Carberry