Long ago there was a clergy-man in Celbridge who told his flock that he could work miracles as well as the Catholic Clergy. So he put a man up over the alter with straw and matches. At service on Sunday he cried out three times each more earnestly than the one before it -: "Lord send down burning straw" "The straw is wet Minister Dick and it wont light for me" came an angry voice from aboveAnaithnidOnce upon a time there lived a man named Abraham Muldoon of Celbridge. He went to Mass on Sunday and he had a parcel of blackAnaithnid