Long ago there was a clergy-man in Celbridge who told his flock that he could work miracles as well as the Catholic Clergy.
So he put a man up over the alter with straw and matches.
At service on Sunday he cried out three times each more earnestly than the one before it -:
"Lord send down burning straw"
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