Ques. The man that made it never wore it and the man that wore it never saw it? Ans. A coffin. Q. What is black and white and read all over? A A newspaper. Q. It is here it is there it is everywhere it is over in Castle Blarney, it takes a bite as big as a horse and never eats it after? A. A scythe. Q. What weight is the moon? Four quarters. Q. What goes in the window and comes out the door? A. A letter.Matt Smyth