R: Why is a hungry man like a baker? A: Because he (kneads) needs bread. R: What gets wet with drying? A: A towel R: What does a kettle suffer from most? A: Boils R: What is the biggest verse there is? A: The universe R: If you saw a raging fire what celebrated authors would you feel inclined to name? A: Dickens, Howitt Burns R: What is the difference between a fisherman and a truant schoolboy. A: One baits his hooks and the other hates his books. R: What is the biggest wonder in the map of Europe? A: That Hungary did not eat a bit of Turkey. R: A blind fiddler in Cork had a brother a blind fiddler in New York and the blind fiddler had no brother a blind fiddler in Cork. How is that? A: A sister he had. R: A man without eyes saw plums upon a tree he neither neither took plums or left plums? A: He had only the one eye and there were two plums on the tree and he took one. R: What has feet and cannot walk?Aisling Shalvey