When was beef the highest? When the cow jumped over the moon What goes round the house and round the house and lies in the corner? A twig. What when it eats lives and when it drink it dies? A fire. What is the shiest thing in the house? a clock. Londonderry, Cork and Kerry how many f's in that? None. Why does a swan swim over the water? Because he can't swim under it.Pádraig DeelyPádraig DeelyMatt Smyth