When was beef the highest? When the cow jumped over the moon
What goes round the house and round the house and lies in the corner? A twig.
What when it eats lives and when it drink it dies? A fire.
What is the shiest thing in the house? a clock.
Londonderry, Cork and Kerry how many f's in that? None.
Why does a swan swim over the water? Because he can't swim under it.Pádraig DeelyPádraig DeelyMatt Smyth