Q. What two places in France are like a sailors trousers. A. Tulong and Toulouse. Q. What pen never writes. A. A sheeps pen. Q. What is always behind time. A. The back of a clock. Q. Why is the letter "A" like 12 o'clock. A. Because it is in the middle of "day". Q. What goes up when rain comes down. A. An umbrella. Q. Where was Moses when he light went out A. In the dark. Q. Cut on the table but never eaten. A. A pack of cards. Q. What is a horse wiser than a fox. A. Because he can go with a trap. Q. What Islands do we get to best song birds from A. The Canary Islands.Bernie HughesTickle71