What is it that has eyes but cannot see ? Answer, a potato.
What side of the cup is the handle,
Answer, the outside.
Little red Nanny
With a little red nose
The longer she lives
The smaller she grows ?
Answer, a candle
What is it that is under the fire and over the fire and never touches the fire ? Answer, A cake in an oven.
Why does a clock stop when it falls on the floor ? Answer, because it cannot go any further.
What goes up a ladder with its head down. Answer, a nail in your boot.