Q. Its the beginning of eternity. Its the end of time and space. Its the beginning of every end and the end of every place ?
A. The letter E
Q. Its under the fire and over the fire but never touches the fire ?
A. A cake in an oven.
Q. What would you fill a barrel with to make it lighter ?
Q. What is the most dangerous vegtable to have on a ship ?
A. A Leak.
Q. As long as my arm,
As deep as a pail,
It never bawls out
Until caught by the Tail.
A. A Bell.
Q. What size rule do you always carry around with you ?
A. Two Feet.
Q. Why is an elephant like someone going on holiday ?
A. Because he takes his trunk.
Q. What is it a cat has an no other animal ?