Q. What is the most dangerous time of the year?
A. Spring - because the cowslips about the bullrush is out and all the buds are shooting.
Q. Why is a vain young lady like a drunkard?
A. Because they are both fond of glass.
Q. Jenny in the ditch, Jenny out of the ditch if you near Jenny she will bite you?
A. A nettle.
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