1. What would a window say if a tree fell on it.
Answer, Tree-mend-us tremendous.

2. On which side of the jug is the handle?
Answer, On the outside.3. Why is a policeman like an aeroplane?
Answer, Because they both take people up4. Two m's two r's two a's and a g put that together and spell it for me
Answer, Grammar5. What is worse than raining cats and dogs.
Answer, Hailing taxis.