Q. How much does a plum weigh?
A. One stone.
Q. There is a little house and a mouse couldn't live in it?
A. A thimble.
Q. Why is a proud lady like a music-box.
A. Because they are allairs.
Q. What runs but has no feet?
A. A tap.
Q. What walks with its head downwards.?
A. A nail in your boot.
Q. All patches and no stitches.?
A. A head of cabbage.
Q. Why does a hen pick a pan?
A. Because she cannot lick it.
Q. What has an eye but never sees.?