Ques. The man that made it never wore it and the man that wore it never saw it?
Ans. A coffin.
Q. What is black and white and read all over?
A A newspaper.
Q. It is here it is there it is everywhere it is over in Castle Blarney, it takes a bite as big as a horse and never eats it after?
A. A scythe.
Q. What weight is the moon?
Four quarters.
Q. What goes in the window and comes out the door?
A. A letter.