School: Listellick, Tráighlí

Location:
Lios Teilice Thuaidh, Co. Chiarraí
Teacher:
Domhnall Ó Súilleabháin
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  1. - Why do we all carry an Umbrella? Because it cannot walk.
    - What China town is not found in China? Dresden.
    - If a church be on fire why has the organ the smallest chance of escape? Because the engine cannot play (upon) it.
    - Why is the letter "F" like a banana skin? Because they both make all fall.
    - Why is a King like a book? Because he has pages.
    - Which is the cleanest letter in the Alphabet? "H" because it is in the midst of (washing).
    - Why should you never tell a secret to your book? Because it is sure to go around.
    - What people never live long? Dwarfs.
    - What sort (kind) of wig can a barber not make? An ear-wig.
    - A field full of white cows and a red cow in the middle? Your teeth and your tongue in the middle.
    - Twelve little children as black as a fan, a lazy old woman and a hard working man? A Clock.
    - There is a little cow, it stands in the wall, if you gave it the world it would drink it all? A lamp.
    It is black and it is white and it is red (read) all over? A newspaper.
    - Why does a hen lick the pot? Because she cannot kick it.
    -Riddle me; riddle me; Antino oh; my father gave me seeds to sell, the seeds were black and the ground was white, riddle me riddle me that for to morrow night?
    - Pen, ink and paper or a cake and its seeds.
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