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1. Riddles

   

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   Why is a girl like a bell?
   Answer. Because you do not know what she is, until you give her a ring.
   What gets shoes but never wears them?
   Answer. A football.
   When was beef at its highest?
   Answer. When the cow jumped over the moon.
   Why is a girl like a drunkard?
   Answer. because both of them are fond of the glass.
   If your father was a cannon what would be?
   Answer. Son of a gun.
   Twice in a moment but never in a thousand years.
   Answer. The letter M.
   If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how much will a hen lay in a week?
   Answer. Seven eggs.
   Where was Moses when the light went out?
   Answer. In the dark.
   What goes from house to house with its neck twisted?
   Answer. The neck of a beggars man bag.
   What has a bed but never lies in it?
   Answer. A river

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