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There was a fella wan time and he was lightin' his pipe wan night and he passin' the churchyard.
Just as he was puttin' a match to his pipe, somebody else who he couldn't see, put up another pipe to get lit.
The man got such a fright that he went to the priest and told him about it.
The priest told him that instead of smokin' when passin' the churchyard, that he should say a prayer for the repose of the souls there.