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What is the difference between a school mistress and a person who is late for the train?
One trains the misses and the other misses the train.
What is the difference between a brave soldier and a young lady?
One faces the powder and the other powders the face.
What time was beef the highest?
When the cow jumped over the moon.
A head without hair, teeth without lips, a long tail and no hips?
Why does a donkey eat thistles?
Because he is an ass.
A King of Marokey, sent me a crokey, and it could hold part of my blood, flesh and bone.