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2019-05-22 09:26
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If a person got sixpence for walking one mile what would he get for walking ten miles.
Sore feet.
Why is a bad boy like a bottle of medicine? Because the bottle of medicine has to be shaken first and taken and the bad boy has to be taken first and then shaken.
What has eyes and cannot see?
A potato
flies high lies low wears shoes and has none
A foot-ball
What part of a car goes into the town first.
The horn.