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2019-05-22 09:12
awaiting decision
Why would a donkey prefer thistles to hay?
Because he is an ass.
What is the strongest thing?
A snail because he carries his house on his back.
What is the strongest day in the week?
Sunday because the rest are all week days.
A herring and a half cost a penny halfpenny and when half eaten what it is worth?
It is worth turning.
When is a horse not a horse?
When he is turned into a meadow.