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Once upon a time a man went into a shop and he said to the shop-keeper that he wanted a bottle the shop keeper told him that it was two-pence but if he was getting anything in it he would get it free so he told the shop-keeper to put a cork in it.Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.