Q What is the longest word in the English language.
A. Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letter.
Q In Amsterdam tis common in Germany it is still, tis always in a mountain and never is a hill.
A The letter m.
Q If a cw of coal cost ten shillings what would a ton of coal come to.
A Ashes
Q What is it that is too short
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