School: Claonar agus Carraig, Cill an Mhuilinn
- Location:
- Killavullen, Co. Cork
- Teacher: Pádraig Ó Síothcháin
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- (continued from previous page)A Because the bed won't come to us.Q Why is a drawn tooth like something you have forgotten.?
A Because 'tis gone out of your head.Q What is it - the older it gets, the smaller it grows.?
A A candle.
Q What is the difference between a lazy schoolboy and a fisherman.?
A One hates his books and the other baits his hooks.Q What is the difference between a spendthrift and a pillow.?
A One is hard up and the other is soft down.Q When has a man four hands.?
A When he doubles his fists.Q Arrange eight sevens in such a way, using ordinary arithmetical signs that answer is 80.
A 77/7 - 7 + 77 - 7/7 = 80.Q What flies yet has no wings.?
A Time.Q Why are good resolutions like fainting ladies.?
A Because they should be carried out at once.Q What part of a fish weighs most.
A The scales.Q When is ten-shilling note of no value.?
A When it is compared with a pound note, for(continues on next page)- Collector
- Maura Cronin
- Gender
- Female
- Address
- Carrig Demesne, Co. Cork