School: An Páirtín

Location:
Parteen, Co. Clare
Teacher:
Ciarán Ó Ceallaigh
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0599, Page 444

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  1. Q. What part of a cow goes over the ditch first.
    A. Her breath.
    Q. Whats too short cut a bit off and it will be long enough.
    A. A grave.
    Q. How would you make short shorter by adding to it.
    A. Add er.
    Q. If your uncles sister isn't your aunt what is she to you.
    A. Your mother.
    Q. A thing goes on a car and its no use to the car, still the car can't go without it.
    A. Noise.
    Q. Little thing little thing walking all day with its head down.
    A. Studs in boots.
    Q. I had a little house a mouse couldn't fit in it, and all the men in Derry couldn't how many windows in it.
    A. A thimble.
    Q. Why does a chimney smoke.
    A. Because it can't chew.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Mary Ryan
    Gender
    Female