School: Baile an Ghaorthaidh, Cluain Meala

Location:
Ballingeary East, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Seán Ó hAodha
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  1. Riddles from Ballingeary School c. 1938
    1. What is the difference between a school master and an engine driver?
    One trains the mind and the other minds the train.
    2. What turns without moving?
    A road.
    3. A field of white cows and a red one in the middle?
    A set of teeth and the tongue in the middle.
    4. Jenny inside the fence and Jenny outside the fence. If you went near Jenny she would bite you?
    A nettle.
    5. What is always behind time?
    The back of a clock.
    6. Under the fire and over the fire and never touches the fire?
    A cake in the oven pot.
    7. As black as ink, as white as milk and hops on the road like hailstones?
    A magpie.
    8. A poor man has, a rich man wants, a blind man sees, a deaf man hears?
    Nothing.
    9. Black and white and read all over?
    A newspaper.
    10. Long and lanky, deaf and dumb, has no legs and yet can run?
    A river.
    11. What goes up when the rain comes down?
    An umbrella.
    12. Why is Ireland like a bottle?
    Because it has a Cork in it?
    13. Ink, ank, under the bank, ten drawing four?
    A woman milking a cow.
    14. Why did Cane kill Able?
    Because he was able.
    15. Why is a black hen more clever than a white hen?
    Because a black hen can lay a white egg, but a white hen cannot lay a black egg.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Eileen Hayes
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Ballingeary East, Co. Tipperary