School: Baile Ard
- Location:
- Ballard, Co. Clare
- Teacher: Tomás Ó Floinn
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- Q What goes up the chimney down and goes down the chimney up?
A An umbrella
Q Where was Moses when the light out?
A In the dark
Q What house is never dark?
A light house.
Q Hitler and Chamberlain are very rich men and they both have only a half a shirt on their back Why?
A Because the other side is in the front.
Q Hairy in and hairy out hairy into hairy's mouth?
A A leg going into a stocking.
Q What is it God never sees the King seldom sees and we always see them?
A Our own equals(continues on next page)- Collector
- Katty Blake
- Gender
- Female
- Address
- Killard, Co. Clare