School: Killyrann

Location:
Killyran, Co. Cavan
Teacher:
Mrs Stafford
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    One day a little boy was asked to make a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail.

    One day a little boy was asked to make a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail. The boy thought for a while and he put up his hand and said "De-cat jumped over de-fence and de-feet went in front of de-tail."
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    M.E. Stafford
    Gender
    Unknown
    Address
    Killyran, Co. Cavan
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    Another day a teacher asked a class to make a sentence with the word fascinate.

    Another day a teacher asked a class to make a sentence with the word fascinate. They all thought for a while and a boy put up his hand and said. "Please, sir I have nine buttons on my waistcoat but I can only fasten eight."
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    M.E. Stafford
    Gender
    Unknown
    Address
    Killyran, Co. Cavan
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    One day a class was asked to make a sentence with the word notwithstanding.

    One day a class was asked to make a sentence with the word notwithstanding. After a while a boy said "The boy wore the seat out of his trousers not-with-standing. The teacher said it was not by standing but by sitting."
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    M.E. Stafford
    Gender
    Unknown
    Address
    Killyran, Co. Cavan