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- Why does a cow dribble?
Because she can't spit out.What part of a cart enters the wood first?
The rattle.A skipper of ditches, a clipper of thorns. A little brown cow with two leather horns.
A rabbit.It went to Tinahely and it didn't go there: it came back because it stopped there.
A watch being repaired.How is a boy doing his sums like a very lame dog?
Because he puts down three and carries one.What is as big as a midges mouth?
The bite that goes into it.What side of the cats tail is the furriest?
The outside.All patches and no stitches?
A head of cabbage.Why does a hen pick a pot?
Because she can't lick it.Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.