1 Q. As black as ink as white as milk and hops on the ground like hail stones?
A. A magpie
2 Q. Why is the letter F like a banana skin.
A. Because both make all fall.
3 Q. Why is a ladies jumper like a piece of orange peel?
A. Because it is easy to slip on.
4 Q. What is it that occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a year?
A. The letter m
5 Q. Why was the man about to hit somebody like a clock with the hands at 12:59?