1. A houseful a roomful and you could not get a spoonful.
Answer: Smoke
Q. If a man got sixpence for walking one mile what would he get for walking two.
A. Sore feet.
Q Why does a cow look over the ditch
A Because she can't look under it
Q Twenty four white cows standing in a stall up came a red cow and over licked them all.
A. Your teeth and your tongue.
Q Why is a jolly young woman like a mad dog
A Because they strep[?] their teeth but don't bite