Why is a bubble like a bee-hive? Answer - because there is more than one B in it.
Little rod, little wire, little house and no fire? Answer A bird-cage.
What part of a cow comes over a wall first? Answer his breath
Why is a black hen greater than white hen? Answer Because a black hen can lay a black egg.
All patches no stitches has a coat and no britches? Answer A tube of a bicycle
When is water like fat? Answer When it is dripping
What can you fill a barre; with to make it lighter?
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- William Jaffray
- Tullamore, Co. Offaly