School: Meath Hill (roll number 7166)

Location:
Meath Hill, Co. Meath
Teacher:
Patrick J. Connolly
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  1. What has a neck and body but nothing else?
    A bottle.
    Which ship do we all like to avoid?
    Hardship.
    What is that which never asks questions yet requires many answers?
    The door-bell.
    Why should a hen be never untidy?
    Because she carries a comb with her.
    How can you cure a slow horse?
    Tie him to a post and make him fast.
    When is a penny like a hermit?
    When it is a loan.
    Why should Ireland soon be rich?
    Because its capital is Dublin.
    When should you lose your temper?
    When it is a bad one.
    What are the most unsociable things in the world?
    Milestones, you never see two together.
    Why is a miser like a man with a bad memory.
    He is always forgetting.
    When is a ship sentimental?
    When it hugs the shore.
    What has a face and no head?
    A clock.
    What has a head and no face?
    A match.
    As white as snow, as green as grass, as red as blood, and as black as ink?
    A damson.
    Why does a cow look over the ditch?
    Because she cannot look under it.
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    Language
    English
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    Kathleen Kieran
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