School: Dangan (C.) (roll number 7499)

Location:
Dangan, Co. Meath
Teacher:
Maighréad Ní Fhógartaigh
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    What is it that a cat has but no other animal has?

    Q. What is it that a cat has but no other animal has?
    A Kittens.
    Q What author was never slow?
    A A sponge.
    Q When the clock strikes 13 what time is it?
    A Time to have it repaired.
    Q What is it that is full of holes and still holds water?
    A A sponge.
    Q Which is the best way to make a coat last?
    A Make the vest and trousers first.
    Q What is that which you can keep after giving it away?
    A Your word.
    Q Why are bakers very self-denying people?
    A Because they sell what they sell what they knead themselves.
    Q What town is drawn more frequently than any others?
    A Cork
    Q What can you fill a barrel with to make it lighter? - Holes
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    Language
    English
    Collector
    Annie Ryan
    Gender
    Female
    Informant
    Mary Murray
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Clondoogan, Co. Meath