School: Dunboyne (C.) (roll number 15917)

Location:
Dunboyne, Co. Meath
Teachers:
Seosaimhín Ní Chonmidhe Uná Frinse
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  1. Riddles
    1. Why did the tap run?
    Because it saw the kitchen sink.
    2. What turns and still never moves?
    New milk.
    3. What four letters would frighten a thief?
    O.I.C.U.
    4. Long and lanky deaf and dumb has no legs and still it can run?
    A river.
    5. Long legs short thie little head and no eyes?
    A tongs.
    6. Why is a piece of toffee like a lazy horse?
    Because the more you lick it the faster it runs.
    7. Why does a miller wear a white hat?
    To cover his head.
    8. What man in the Dail wears the biggest hat?
    The man with the biggest head.
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English