What is it that can go up the chimney down, and wont come down the chimney up?
Why does a hen pick a pot?
Because she can't lick it,
My father give me seed to sow the seed was black and the ground was white riddle me that and I will give you a pint?
Paper and Ink.
How many feet has forty sheep the shephard and his dog?
Two Americans sat on a bridge and one was the father of the other's son, what relation were they?
Husband and Wife.
A wooden back and a wooden belly, two leather aides, a hole and a brass nose, and that is the sine of cold weather?
In and out like a trout sugary, wet, and grasy?
What is the centre of gravity?
If your nose was twelve inches long what would it be?
Little red Nancy stands by the wall she eats all I give her and drinks none at all? A fire.