School: Coore (Cora), Mullach (roll number 10191)

Location:
Coor West, Co. Clare
Teacher:
Pádraig Midheach
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    R. When was beef the highest?
    A. When the cow jumped over the moon.
    R. Why is an idle school boy like a postage stamp?
    A. Because he is licked and put in a corner, and made stick to his letters.
    R. Why does a donkey prefer thistles to corn?
    A. Because he's an ass.
    R. What's the hardest key to turn?
    Ans. A donkey.
    R. What's the biggest room in the world?
    Ans. The room for improvement.
    R. If Jack father was Paddy's brother. What was Jack to Paddy's mother?
    Ans. grandson.
    R. If you went up in a castle. What would you fall against?
    A. Your will of course.
    R. What is that, that never was or never will be?
    A. A mouse's nest in a cat's ear.
    R. Twenty four white cows tied in a stall. The red cow came out and licked them all?
    A. Your teeth and tongue.
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        1. riddles (~7,209)
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