What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer = An umbrella.

The King of Westminster sent to his sister, A bottomless vessel to put her flesh in.
Answer = a ring. I looked for it and found it, twas easily got, But God never found it and never will get.
Answer = A superior. What are the three hardest things in the world to find?
Answer = A sheet to cover the ocean, a shoe to fit the foot of a mountain and a towel to wipe the face of the sun.