“What are the three things in the world...”
Told to me by my father,
48 years of age.
Answer. A shoe for the foot of a mountain. A sheet for the bed of the ocean and a towel to wipe the face of the earth.2) A fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men stood up to fight, two blind men were looking on, two cripples ran for the police, and two dummies shouted hurry on
Answer. A lie.3) How many sides in a cup.
Answer. Two. Inside and outside.4) What is always behind time.
Answer. The back of a clock.5) Why is a dead horse like a narrow road. Answer. Because it has no breath6) What is it that goes from here to Belfast and never stirs.
Answer. The road.
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