As I went out a slippery gap I saw my uncle Tady he had steel toes and an iron nose and surely he would frighten the crows.
(A gun)
When a cow is going up a hill what goes up first?
(Her breath)
Why is a dog’s tail like the middle of a tree
(Because it is the farthest away from the bark)
From what animal’s mouth does a tale come?
(A man’s)
As black as soot and as round as a ball
(A blackberry)