School: Clochar na Trócaire, Dún Drongáin (roll number 7232)
- Location:
- Drangan, Co. Tipperary
- Teacher: Siúracha na Trócaire
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- Q. What's the difference between a school master and an engine driver?
A. One trains the mind and the other minds the train.
Q. Why is a waiter like a race-horse?
A. Becaue he runs for cups, plates and stakes.
Q. What is the difference between a man struck with amazement and a leaopard's tail?
A. One is rooted to the spot and the other is spotted to the root.
Q. Where do soldiers go after a long March?
A. Into April.
Q. Why does a cow look over the ditch?
A. Because she couldn't look under it.
Q. What is the difference between the bark of a tree and the bark of a dog.
A. One is the bark of a bough and the other is the bark of a bow-wow.(continues on next page)- Collector
- Teresa Walshe
- Gender
- Female
- Address
- Magowry, Co. Tipperary