School: Cappamore (B.) (roll number 7480)

Location:
Cappamore, Co. Limerick
Teacher:
James McCarthy
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  1. Q. Why does a dog carry a bone in his mouth?
    A. Because he has not pocket.
    Q. How many sticks go to make a crow's nest?
    A. None goes, they are all carried.
    Q. Why does a donkey eat thistles?
    A. Because he is an "ass."
    Q. Where was Daniel O'Vonnell going when he was 23?
    A. Into 24
    Q. Why does a person cross the road?
    A. To get to the other side.
    Q.Which of the Apostles wore the biggest hat?
    A. The one that had the biggest head.
    Q. Why does a hen pick a pot?
    A. Because she can't lick it.
    Q. If you build a wall from this to Dublin, what height would it be?
    A. The height of nonsense.
    Q. Why is a dead animal compared to a narrow road?
    A. Because it has no breath.
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
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