School: Askeaton (B.) (roll number 2039)

Location:
Askeaton, Co. Limerick
Teacher:
D. Mac Eoin
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  1. Q:. What smells most in a perfume shop
    Answer:- the ePose.
    Q. Why is a plum cake like an ocean?
    A. Because it has currents in it.
    Q. What is the centre of gravity?
    A. The letter "v" .
    Q:- What is taken from you before you get it?
    Answer:- Your Photo.
    Q:- If an ass ate 3/4 of an marigold what time would it be?
    A: A quarter to ate =eight.
    Q Why is the letter "T" like an Island?
    A Because it is in the middle of water
    Q It went to America it stooped then it came back becuse it never went there.
    A A watch.
    Q. A man with a hole in his trousers what time is it?
    A Time to mend it.
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Thomas Cullinane
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Askeaton, Co. Limerick