School: Berrings (Measctha) (roll number 4186)

Location:
Berrings, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Domhnall Ó Drisceoil
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  1. Constantinople is a very big word and if you cannot spell it you are a great dunce.
    It.
    What is the difference between twice two and two and two?
    One is multiplication and the other is addition.
    Why does a hen pick a pot?
    Because she cannot lick it.
    Why does a hen cross the road?
    To get over to the other side.
    Why does a cow look over the fence?
    Because she cannot look under it.
    What is the difference between a donkey and a stamp?
    You should lick one with a stick and you should stick the other with a lick.
    What runs fast but has no legs?
    Water from a tap.
    Over the fire and under the fire but does not touch the fire. What is it.
    A cake in a bastable.
    If a fellow met a fellow in a narrow field, said a fellow to fellow what a fellow means. How many f's in that?
    There is no "f" in the word that.
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