School: Barrlinn

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Inchinarihen, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Máire Ní Chruadhlaoich
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    Tom Evans was a funny character.

    Tom Evans was a funny character. He lived near Bantry. He was a tall foxy man wearing a beard and a hat. People used to go to wakes if they thought Tom would be there, to hear some of his remarks.
    One night Tom went sgriocting to a house, and an old woman named Norry MacGrath came in. She wanted to have a joke at Tom.
    "Tom" she said, "Are you getting the pension yet?"
    "I am not," said Tom
    "Are you getting it yourself?"
    "O 'tis far away I am from it yet, you think because I have grey hair that I am of age for it." "I was black when I was young, and people who are black when they are young get grey young." "You will never get grey even if you live to be a hundred."
    "But look at the stoop you have, any one would know that you are old."
    "Tut woman!" exclaimed Tom, "That is the stoop of good breeding." "You will never have a one like that, even though you live to be a hundred."
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Eileen Cronin
    Gender
    Female