School: Castlecoote (roll number 6344)

Location:
Castlecoote, Co. Roscommon
Teacher:
Máire, Bean Uí Ghabhláin
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  1. There was a local wag named Moc who lived in Castlecoote. He often met Parson Cumley at the forge in Fuerty - The Parson loved to mix with his neighbours and indulge in funny stories -
    One day they met at the forge and the Parson said "Well, Moc, I hear you are a great Irish speaker. Could you tell me what is the Irish for Parson"? "Indeed yer Honour I cant tell you that" said Moc. There was great laughter in the forge when the Parson said "Ha I have you now" "Well yer Honour" said Moc "What I mane is There were no Parsons out when the Irish Language was made."
    "The first O'Connor couldn't spell.
    The gallant man knew not N from L.
    By deeds of fame he won the name
    His degenerate sons contending claim."
    Those lines were written by the Parson on the back of a pamphlet whhich was sent round to scholars by the O'Connor to show that he had a claim to the title "The O'Connor".
    The parson returned the pamphlet with his own lines.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English